Microsoft Encarta por msn

Esto esta buenisimo:

Lo que tienen que hacer es agregar este usuario a su msn: encarta@conversagent.com

Es como un contacto normal, pero le podes preguntar lo que quieras (o por lo menos que este en la base de datos de Encarta) y te contesta lo que le preguntes, por ej:

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Welcome, DrKang <ДрKанг>! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
Here are some questions you can ask me:
* What is the size of Italy?
* When was Nelson Mandela born?
* How many calories are there in an orange?

Type your question and I'll look it up for you!
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
who is maradona?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Diego Maradona, born in 1960, Argentine soccer player, who led Argentina to a World Cup title in 1986. An outstanding midfielder, considered the....

JOJO buenisimooooo :o

Saludos.

Grosisimo...

La verdad muy bueno...

La cosa es que no te muestra nada en la enciclopedia... hay que pagar...

Saludos! ;D

Creo que me enamore :

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Welcome back, Drkang2k3. How can I help you?

DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
chespirito
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know Roberto Gomez Bolaños. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Has aceptado la invitación para iniciar Encarta.

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
ass
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Huh? What's with that?
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
penis
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Alright, here we go. What about it?
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
sex
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Can we talk about something else?
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
I'm sure you've heard about Micronesia... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
ok
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
plz
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Please what?
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
tellme
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
come on
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey...

That's a good song. What ever happened to those guys?
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
tell me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I will not.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
why
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Just because.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
come on!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You come on.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
encarta
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
About MSN Encarta®.
MSN Encarta® is an online Encyclopedia, Dictionary, Atlas, and Homework helper: it's your gateway for interactive learning on the Web.
You can ask me questions, and I will automatically search Encarta for an answer.
You can also explore Encarta by going to its website: http://encarta.msn.com/.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
who is bill gates
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I know Bill Gates. Let me try to find an article for you. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
bill gates
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I know Bill Gates. Let me try to find an article for you. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
i like ice cream
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You like ice cream? That's nice. I'll remember that.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
i like red hot chili peppers
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Interesting. You like the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I'll remember that.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
kitty
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Here is the definition for Cat: Cat, small, mainly carnivorous animal, Felis catus, member of the family Felidae, popular as a household pet, and valuable for killing mice and rats....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
i like fuck
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh... OK...
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
ok don´t bother you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Don't bother me?
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
i am boring
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Don't be so hard on yourself.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of France look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
where is argentina
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Argentina is located in South America, occupying most of the southern half of the continent east of the Andes Mountains, bordered on the north by Bolivia and Paraguay; on the northeast by Brazil and Uruguay; on the east by the Atlantic Ocean; on the south by the Atlantic Ocean and Chile; and on the west by Chile.
Let me take you to a map of Argentina. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
who is better country: Argentina or Brazil
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
who is better football player: Maradona or Pelé
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
Maradona or pele
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
you don´t know anything
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly. Here are some questions you can ask me:

* What is the capital of Sweden?
* Where was Nelson Mandela born?
* How many calories are there in an orange?
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
i am the one
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
The one? You sure about that?

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that!
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
come on, put the battery
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
don´t broke my balls
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? Type "?" for a list of questions I can answer.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
i don´t want do that
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What's wrong with doing that?
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
i don´t care
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
No? You don't care?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
bill gates sucks
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I see. You don't like Bill Gates? I'll remember that.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
i love you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hello again, DrKang <ДрKанг>.
I love you a lot.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
VAMO!!!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
DrKang <ДрKанг> dice:
bueno no sabes nada, chau
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>

:-[

Saludos! ;D

Esta excelente, les recomiedo a todos que lo agreguen. Entonces cualquier duda que tengan la consultan y luego la van profundizando por los distintos buscadores, eso hago yo! Gracias DrKang O0

www.google.com

la enciclopedia mas grande del mundo (mas grande que el encarta)

Empezado por CaMaRo

www.google.com

la enciclopedia mas grande del mundo (mas grande que el encarta)

Pero del Google no te enamoras como yo de esta chica, Camaron!!!

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jajajajaj miren lo que me respondio el encarta al preguntarle esto ajajajjaa

(14:45:01) [NQV] CaMaRo: vinchuca have penis?
(14:45:01) Encarta: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.


jajajjaja fue coincidencia o realidad? jajaja no sabia que responder jajaja joda joda

y bueh





Ahora ya se sabe

jajajaj que PT....

Ahora...

y esto?

[TmK] Beby dice:
I give back it to Javalito?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't know, he is very sexy.

Saludos! ;D